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Ig Nobel Prizes: Funniest Science Achievements By : Rajesh Kumar Here you can read about some of the most unnecessary researches that were awarded the Ig Nobel Prize. How to Make Believe that Logic is Impossible By : Rammy Johnson Understand more about the uncanny and the strange facts that accompany everyday living. Browse through and smile. “Computer jokes can easily create laughter among the crowd” By : Rahul Roy Unlike the word “Computer”, jokes regarding it are also famous in the same ratio around the whole world. People like and enjoy reading and listening jokes about the equipment they use most of the time. Sure, girls are cool.. but I so don't wanna be one. By : Craig Harper I gotta tell ya girls, I've given it some serious thought and I really think that, as a gender... you're missin' out. Being a bloke.... waaaay more fun. No doubt. Wondering as what kind of jokes are bar jokes? By : Rahul Roy Among the funny jokes to crack, most of the people prefer to choose the bar jokes. In fact, bar jokes are those in which a drunkard’s funny side is taken into consideration to make laughter. It may be associated with bar or drunk people. Do We All Need More Humor? By : Mario Carini Humor should be on the agenda of every working man, woman and unemployed. Here are some pointers to help you turn your life around and see it through rose colored glasses. The Use of Videos and Humor By : David T. Most people watch videos because they would like to be entertained and relaxed especially after a day filled with stress. Humorous videos are used mainly for the purpose of getting rid of stress in order to make a full recovery. It is fun to crack a joke regarding old age and retirement By : Rahul Roy It is fun to crack a joke regarding old age and retirement within the same circle. They enjoy being in fun about their old age and retirement. Retirement jokes may be of great help to revive the interests of other listeners. Chick Issues: Dealing and Counter Dealing With A Female Partner By : Sharon Gerad Get inside data on the reasons behind why wives treat their husbands the way that they do. Read and laugh. When Printers Hit Your Inbox: Funny (Or Frightening!) E-mail Printer Ink Chains By : Brenda Stoke So you know those annoying e-mails you get sometimes? They say something along the lines of “Send this to five people in five minutes or else you’ll have bad luck for life.” You know the ones that you usually delete? Well, sometimes, those e-mail chain letters can be kind of funny. Or they’ll make you stop and say, Factors Influencing The Impact Of Humor In Persuasion By : Kurt Mortensen Humor’s effectiveness will always ride the emotional tides of your audience members. How well a joke goes over may depend on whose company your prospects are in, whether they are winding down for the day or still up against deadlines or other workplace pressures, whether they are awake and alert or feeling drowsy, whether they have a headache, etc. Always be in tune with how your audience is feeling and always assess the atmosphere you’re in to determine whether it is conduci... Evil Genius By : Catherine Jinks Cadel Piggott was just seven years old when he first met Thaddeus Roth. Dr. Roth worked in a row house near Sydney Harbor. The house was three stories high, its garden shrouded by a great many damp, dark trees. There was moss growing on its sandstone window ledges. Curtains drawn across all its windows gave it a secretive air. Its front fence was made of iron, with a spike on top of each post; beside the creaking gate was a brass sign bearing Dr. Roth’s name and qualifications. Birthday Poems to Irritate Men! By : Mark Mitchell Ladies; cherry-pick an appropriate rhyme from this collection, change the name to that of the man of your choice, then send it to him in a Birthday card or email. Some are sweet but some are downright insulting, so choose carefully! Women Are From Where? By : Tim Knox A remote control in the hands of a woman is a dangerous thing, especially when it's her man she's trying to change. Who Cracked My Crystal Ball? By : Tim Knox Predictons for the new year as foretold over a beer and Polish sausage sandwich When Great Minds Meet By : Tim Knox When the richest man in America meets the world's greatest Elvis impersonator, you know only good things could come of it. Could 'Don't Be Cruel' really become Microsoft's new theme song? What's my mama gonna say? By : Tim Knox I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but I, Tim Knox, am a sexist pig. Sorry, mama. I had no idea. Thingamabobs And Whatchamadigits By : Tim Knox My daughter cornered me the other night, wanting to know about the birds and bees. Actually, she wanted to know what "sectional misconduct" was. The Unsinkable Tim Knox By : Tim Knox I call them 'Ti-taniacs.' They look perfectly normal at first, but eventually they will ask, 'Have you seen 'Titanic' yet? That's when their dimentia rolls to the surface and the all-out assault begins The Tax Man Cometh By : Tim Knox Someone once said the only things in life that are certain are death and taxes I think the only difference between the two is that death claims you just once, but taxes can kill you every year. The Tanya Factor By : Tim Knox Is it me or are the '98 Winter Olympics about as exciting as watching old people speedwalk at the mall? What's missing this year? Could be The Tanya Factor The Smarter White Meat By : Tim Knox A college professor at Penn State is trying to teach pigs to communicate using computers. I think this guy is one pork rind short of a full bag. Who wants to get email from a pig? The Sky Is Falling By : Tim Knox When you turn on the TV and learn that a giant, killer asteroid is headed your way, you have to ask yourself certain questions. Like, should I have that second bowl of Crispy Hexagons or just stop at one? The Religion Of Football By : Tim Knox Here in Alabama, there are three kinds of people: Crimson Tide fans, War Eagle fans, and atheists. The Real McCaugheys By : Tim Knox They sing, they dance, they drive the kids wild. But how best to describe the Teletubbies to the uninitiated? Imagine this: if Pink Floyd produced a half-hour show for kids, this would be it. And you would enjoy it immensely. The New Fab Four By : Tim Knox They sing, they dance, they drive the kids wild. But how best to describe the Teletubbies to the uninitiated? Imagine this: if Pink Floyd produced a half-hour show for kids, this would be it. And you would enjoy it immensely. The Intelligent Diaper By : Tim Knox I believe it was Frank Zappa who said, "Necessity is the mother of invention," which means that if there is a need for something, sooner or later, someone will invent it. And then Microsoft will rip it off. The Four Letters Between PG & R By : Tim Knox When you're a kid, there are certain words you dare not say. Swear words, my mother called them, cuss words. Today, my kids call them "daddy words." You can probably figure out why. The Dust Settles On Miss America By : Tim Knox The Miss America Pageant is taking its last breath. Will the mourners have to wear swimsuits to the funeral, or will evening gowns be enough? Staying Alive By : Tim Knox If someone offered you a pill that would add 50 years to your life, would you take it? Not me. At least not until I found out who'd be footing the bill for all that extra life. St. Viagra's Dance By : Tim Knox The impotency drug Viagra has every old person I know talking about having sex again. All I have to say is, 'Folks, please, not in front of the children! Sometimes Life Just Ain't Funny By : Tim Knox Alabama weather is about as predictable as watching The Jerry Springer Show. You know something's going to happen, you're just not sure what it will be. Some People Will Eat Anything By : Tim Knox Most people are like Mikey, the old Life cereal kid. We are nondiscriminating carnivores who will eat anything -- especially if it can be made to taste like chicken Some Guys Have All The Luck By : Tim Knox Recent studies claim that the less educated you are, the more sex you have, and the more sex you have, the longer you'll live. Sure gives new meaning to "Live long and prosper!" Smoke 'em If You Can Afford 'em By : Tim Knox What's the difference between a $30 cigar and one that costs fifty cents. The answer begins with cow poop. Show Me The Money By : Tim Knox The stock market could crash like a circus fat lady falling over a lawn chair and it wouldn't affect me in the least. All my money's tied up in bills; electric bill, phone bill, Visa bill etc. Pick On Somebody Your Own Size By : Tim Knox Mattel's redesigning Barbie to make her more realistic. Imagine Christy Brinkley going in, David Brinkley. No Sale Like A Yardsale By : Tim Knox Remember, it's not how much you spend at a yardsale, but how much you talk them down If You Clone A Schizophrenic By : Tim Knox Scientists have successfully cloned a sheep and a cow. What's next? Dogs? Cats? Professional wrestlers? Me? And if you clone a schizophrenic, how many people do you get? I Was Rooting For By : Tim Knox Who was I rooting for in the Iron Bowl? Sorry, if I tell you, I'll have to kill you I Love You, You Love Me By : Tim Knox Barney The Dinosaur is suing The Famous San Diego Chicken for beating up a Barney lookalike during his act. Sounds like a clear case of costume envy to me. I Hope You Kept The Receipt By : Tim Knox Will it be something from Victoria's Secret or another beefstick this year? Honey, Did You Take Your Pill? By : Tim Knox A birth control pill for men? As if remembering to take out the trash isn't enough pressure. Growing Old In A Red Miata By : Tim Knox I just had another birthday and I'm not particularly happy about it. To me, that's like saying, "I'm another year closer to having my prostate removed! Somebody bake me a cake and let's party!" Gimme A Head With Hair By : Tim Knox A man's hair are certainly one of his best assets and a matter of pride. For many their loss can cause depression and anxiety that must be taken care of by an expert psychotherapist - or better still by a sports car! Ghosts Of Halloweens Past By : Tim Knox Times may have changed but the spirit of Halloween continues to live on. Children today have as much as they did in the past - and so do their parents! Getting "Yankee Naked" By : Tim Knox Nakedness is no longer a word that is self explanatory. There are just so many variations of this word with each having a different meaning that an explanation of the braod categories is necessary. This is just what this article sets out to do! El Nino Made Me Do It! By : Tim Knox The changing climate certainly does pose a threat to our planet and eco-system. However, it also presents an opportunity for those who need to blame somethine Beanie Babies Anonymous By : Tim Knox The Beanie Babies syndrome has really caught on with no end in sight. Read on to see some of the effects of this mania and some tips on how to cure it. Armadillo On The Half Shell By : Tim Knox The origins of the human food menu is certainly a mystery that is yet unsolved. However, it seems that some amendments are certainly being made in these dietary standards today!
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